COULD IT BE
DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU
I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT
every Doctor Who theme at once
This is how i felt when all the doctors joined together to save Gallifrey.
this would suit Capaldi perfectly
the opening sequence can just be this gif
I’ve never had goosebumps like that before…..my body was NOT ready…
Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song
I’m not really psyched for the Xbox One, but this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen in a while.
I enjoy reading the youtube comments. So many guys being pissing into the air about the female being the dominant one.
From what I got out of this, the XBOX One is showing that, with ownership of the xbox, you get power to command and control - it recognizes voice commands and faces. The boyfriend obeying her was a part of that theme - because she owns the xbox, she has control.
“I hope THIS CONSOLE FAILS!!! What a bunch of feminazi BS to appeal to women, Xbox doesn’t care about true gamers anymore, they want to appeal to the family/ casual gamers… They’re pulling a Wii, and they probably will crash and burn with this console… They’re trying to get lots of people to buy this and for the hardcore community to get them sales for their games… YOU CAN’T APPEAL TO EVERYONE!!!”
This ad is ridiculous.
It falls into the same old trap of thinking that in order to make a girl a “gamer” you have to make her hyper-masculine.
Excuse you, do you see the highlights in her hair? Her dress? Those silver shoes? Her beautiful-ass face? That is NOT the image of a hyper-masculine woman. We’d be seeing a lot more plaid and sweatpants if they were trying to make her masculine. She drinks beer, yes. She expects to be obeyed, yes. Those are not purely masculine traits.
And the comments continue to become more violent and disgusting toward the woman, and insulting toward Microsoft.
What do you think?
I think that the sheer vitriol is almost enough to make me want to buy an Xbox, just to terrify and frighten the fedora-wearing douchebro crowd.
Fortunately, the Xbox is pricy and I don’t want the Kinect watching me sleep, so it won’t happen, but still.
Delicious, delicious mantears.
Dear Gamers: If you want people to take you seriously and stop treating you like you’re all immature children, stop behaving that way.
Notice that they think the woman is being “too manly” because she is expecting her command to be followed without phrasing it politely or offering reciprocation. In their eyes, that’s something that only cis men have the right to expect.
Honestly, I think this commercial is just pandering bullshit. And everyone defending it or whining about it needs to pull their collective heads out of their asses and recognize that this is trying to sell you something. It’s not trying to make a statement or be progressive. It’s just there to make people talk about the X-Bone. And, fuck, I fell for it. They know their market is largely dudebros. A commercial isn’t going to make me jump on the MS bandwagon.
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
Doing goodwill without belief in God is awesome.
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.
Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans.
(They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)
I saw footage once of two killer whales tossing a live seal back and forth to each other. The kill for sport (and snacks). They’re intelligent as hell, but they are wild. You can’t domesticate a fucking whale. Remember the whale that killed a trainer a few years ago? That whale, Tilikum, killed 3 people, and SeaWorld is still using him for performances to the public.
Dude, this shit makes me feel so old. My first console was an Odyssey. Then I had Atari, then NES, and then SNES.The Dreamcast came out after the PS1 and N64. It was a fucking beast until people figured out that you could pirate the games. I think my game addiction was in full swing by then, and the Playstation was the nail in the coffin. I camped out 13 hours for a PS2. Prices were getting a little fucktarded by then. Brand new, ps1 and PS2 games were $50 (Yes, yes, NES cartidges were up to $80 brand new… I remember). But when consoles started getting up to $299 or more, I was like, “Hold the fuck up. I don’t need this shit this badly. And definitely not a first generation console that’s buggy as fuck.” I held off on buying a PS3 for about a year. I have no desire to get a PS4 any time soon, either.
clara bb he’s never even mentioned it to you before now
unless it was offscreen
like the rest of your relationship